Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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