What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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