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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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