- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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