Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Hello.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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