- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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