Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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A cat playing laser tag.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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