- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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