- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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