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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What is white and black and red all over.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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