- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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