what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What's 9+10? 19

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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