- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Jordan is pregant

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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