- Anti Joke

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

There was this land of cheerios. The regular cheerios were the poor ones, the honey nut cheerios were middle class but loved to party, and the frosted cheerios were very wealthy. So there was a young regular cheerio named paul who really had a crush on this frosted cheerio girl named sophia. He liked her so much, that he finally got the courage to ask her out. Shyly he asked her "do you want to go to prom with me" she said "no i only date frosted cheerios". Paul understood and went back to his house dissapointed. The next day Paul went to the doctor and he asked for an operation to make him a frosted cheerio. Since he wasn't very wealthy he could only afford an opperation that would make him a half cheerio. He decided it will do. The next day he approched sophia and asked "will you go to prom with me now" she said "sorry i only date full frosted cheerios" The next day paul went back to the doctor and convinced his parents to lend him some money to become a full frosted, so thats what he did. The next day he asked her out and she finnally said yes. A few days later they went to the prom together that was hosted by the honey nut cheerios. Sophia asked paul for some brownies so paul said sure and waited on the brownie line for quite a long time. He brought her the brownie and thought he was very nice for waiting on line for so long. Then she asked for some fruit punch. Paul looked around and around, until he realized there was no punch line.

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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