Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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