- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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