- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

sky silverstein

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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