- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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