What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

i had a black friend once......just kidding

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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