A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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