what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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