- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Women's Rights

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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