What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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