What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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So a bar walks into a man...

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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