- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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