- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

your skull would make a nice pen holder

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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