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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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