A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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