james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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