The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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A man goes to the potty.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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