- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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