Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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