What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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