- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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