What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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