- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

ever tried african food? they neither

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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