- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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