Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Potassium? K.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Your big dick.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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