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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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