- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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