Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

God is real.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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