- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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