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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

womans having rights.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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