- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

whats green and lives in the water

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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