- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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