- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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