A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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