- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

A blind man walks into a library.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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