- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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