- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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