- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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