I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

my penis

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Knock knock. Get out!!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

knock knock come in

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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