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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

I like that, but why am I happy?

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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