- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Knock Knock No solicitors

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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