- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

how do you call someone? use a phone

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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