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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

you will like this because i am black.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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