What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Fat? Jesse Z

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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