- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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