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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

hola said the chinese man

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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