Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

roses are red poo is poo

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

women's rights

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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