What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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I'm so punny.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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