Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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