Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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