Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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