Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Yes

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Donald Trump

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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quantum physics?

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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