Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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You are joking right?

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Anti Joke

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