- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Jack Stevens

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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