- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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