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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

If you have a stroke, call 000

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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