- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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