Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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