- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What? Huh?

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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