- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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