- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Black people having a Job.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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