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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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