- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Whats green? The color green.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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