- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

woman's lacrosse

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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