- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

kennah campion when she talks

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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