An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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