- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

scraggle is in you pillow case

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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