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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

a black man pays his child support

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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