- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

a black man pays his child support

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

white or wheat? wheat please.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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