what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Anti Joke

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