- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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