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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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