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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A man goes to the potty.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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