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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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