- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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