- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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