Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Maths.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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