- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Knock Knock.

What do you call a black man? Rob

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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