What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

quantum physics?

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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