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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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