- Anti Joke

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

the economy.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.