- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Refridgerator.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a black man? Rob

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