How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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