Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Communism hehe xd

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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