Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Gay rights.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Want to hear a joke? No.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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