- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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