What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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school homewrok

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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a man checks his mypsace

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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