Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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