Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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