- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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