- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Chuck Norris.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What's worse than this That :(

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

steven hawking walks into a bar

Im taking a shit right now.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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