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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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