What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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