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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

bangers and mash?

What's red and can sing? Elmo

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Killing your friend as a joke.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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