- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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