- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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