- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Go away still nothing to see

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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