Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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sky silverstein

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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