A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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How old are you? 7

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Rylan Clark

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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