- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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