What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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