- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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