- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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