- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

I put my baby in a microwave.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

why dont they make black forks

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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