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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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