- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Dead girls can't say no.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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