- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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