why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Dead girls can't say no.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Anti Joke

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