Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

this website is a bad joke

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

David Cameron

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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