- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A lot eh?

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Knock Knock Come in

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A man did not like this site

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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