What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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