A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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