- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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