Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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jews

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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