- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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