A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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bite me

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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