What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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