You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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