- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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