Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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