What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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