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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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