Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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