What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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