- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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