what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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