What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why are white people white? I don't know

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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