Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

The child was fired from his job.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Suck pussy

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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