- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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