- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

woman's rights

you will like this because i am black.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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