- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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