What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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