- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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