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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Gay rights.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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